1. Meatballs

    MOM: will you go out tonight and party with your friends or stay home and eat meatballs alone again?

    ME: meatballs

    MOM: please go out I want grandchildren

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  2. Other Acceptable Names for “Lord of the Flies”

    gallifreyangeeksquad:

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    somethingsarenotuptous:

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    badwolflaurel:

    • 101 Reasons to Just Carry a Fucking Lighter
    • Stop Drop and Roll Off a Cliff
    • Well That Escalated Quickly

    “Well That Escalated Quickly” is what really got me. 

    Someone make a book cover please.

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    Bespectacled Kids Are Screwed

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  3. 
James McAvoy as Richard - Natalie Dormer as Door - David Harewood as Marquis - Sophie Okonedo as Hunter - Benedict Cumberbatch as Islington - Anthony Head as Croup - Bernard Cribbins as Old Bailey - Romola Garai as Jessica - Christopher Lee as Earl of Earl’s Court [x]
Radio 4’s adaptation of ‘Neverwhere’ beginning March 16, 2013

    James McAvoy as Richard - Natalie Dormer as Door - David Harewood as Marquis - Sophie Okonedo as Hunter - Benedict Cumberbatch as Islington - Anthony Head as Croup - Bernard Cribbins as Old Bailey - Romola Garai as Jessica - Christopher Lee as Earl of Earl’s Court [x]

    Radio 4’s adaptation of ‘Neverwhere’ beginning March 16, 2013

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  5. laughitout-v:

7:45

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    7:45

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  6. deafmuslimpunx:

An Indian woman, a Japanese woman, and a Syrian woman, all training to be doctors at Women’s Medical College of Philadelphia, 1880s. (Image courtesy Legacy Center, Drexel University College of Medicine Archives, Philadelphia, PA. Image #p0103) (x)

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    An Indian woman, a Japanese woman, and a Syrian woman, all training to be doctors at Women’s Medical College of Philadelphia, 1880s. (Image courtesy Legacy Center, Drexel University College of Medicine Archives, Philadelphia, PA. Image #p0103) (x)

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  7. casualweapons:

    “I’m sorry that you feel that way” is not a fucking apology

    “I’m sorry you took it that way” is not a fucking apology

    “I’m sorry you misinterpreted it” is not a fucking apology

    That is the most fucking passive aggressive thing and it irritates me to no end.

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  8. Secretary of State Clinton showed up to answer tough and sometimes ridiculous questions regarding the deadly September 2012 attack on the U.S. diplomatic mission in Benghazi, Libya. In the process, she offered a tutorial for today’s young women.

    Key points:

    1) When a man asks you a question and then refuses to look at you as you answer, just keep going. Don’t let his rudeness silence you.

    2) When he interrupts you, return the favor.

    3) When he says things you know are not true, correct him. Repeatedly.

    4) When he attempts to bully you, mow him down with facts.

    5) And whenever possible, smile. Nothing rattles an angry man like a woman who looks happy to annoy him.
    Hillary Schools Congress and Teaches Girls by Connie Schultz on Creators.com - A Syndicate Of Talent (via immlass)

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  9. diva-viva:

 #i love how fma #sets up equivalent exchange as this whole giant thing that cannot be broken #this universal law of truth #and then uses the whole series as a way of deconstructing it #and it acknowledges that yes in life there will be pain and loss and sacrifice #but its like al said #you cant just sacrifice something and call it even #no you must continue living and learning and overcoming and maybe someday #you finally gain something irreplacable #ed and al set out to gain their bodies back #in the end they not only gained that but a whole network of support and friends and family #they beat the law of equivalent exchange by acknowledging that nothing is as important as the meaningful connections between people #ed gave up his alchemy in exchange for a world filled with people he is meaningfully connected to #and truth itself knows that is not even close to a fair trade because #you can never replace or exchange people that mean something to you #but all truth says is well done #you have beat the truth #you have beaten equivalent exchange #well done

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